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Old Ded Bob's Dysfunctional Farm

Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)
And on this farm he had a dyslexic cow
(E-I, E-I, O)
With an "oom-oom" here and an "oom-oom" there
Here an "oom", there an "oom"
Everywhere an "oom-oom"
Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a nicotine addicted rooster
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "cough, hack, puke, spit" here and a "cough, hack, puke, spit" there
Here a "cough, hack", there a "puke, spit"
Everywhere a "cough, hack, puke, spit"
Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a substance abusing bull
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "snort-snort" here and a "snort-snort" there
Here a "snort", there a "snort"
Everywhere a "snort-snort"
Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a cat with multiple personality disorder
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "meow-woof" here and an "oink-moo" there
Here a "squawk", there a "grunt"
Everywhere a "cluck-baa"
Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a flatulent bird
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "tweet, poot" here and an "tweet, poot" there
Here a "tweet", there a "poot"
Everywhere a "tweet, poot"
Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a nymphomaniac pig
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "boink-boink" here and an "boink-boink" there
Here a "boink", there a "boink"
Everywhere a "boink-boink"
Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

And on this farm he had a chicken with a crappy attitude
(E-I, E-I, O)
With a "Cluck you here" and a "Cluck you there"
Here a "Cluck", there a "you"
Everywhere a "Cluck you"
Old Ded Bob, he had a farm
(E-I, E-I, O)

Ded Bob Zombies Sing This Song (doo-dah, doo-dah)

O...I sure hope you like my show
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
At the end you're free to go
(o, doo-dah-day)

My name's Bob and this is smuj
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I like women he likes fudge
(o, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(o, doo-dah-day)

Many ask me how I died
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Were you stabbed or were you fried?
(o, doo-dah-day)

I was hung from yonder tree
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Before that I hung to my knee
(o, doo-dah-day)

This is the refrain
It sticks in your brain
"O, doo-dah-day" is your next line
(o, doo-dah-day)

All the blood rushed to my toes
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
Maggots ate away my nose
(o, doo-dah-day)

All my bones stayed nice and strong
(doo-dah, doo-dah)
I have one ten inches long
(o, doo-dah-day)


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		Old Ded Bob's Dysfunctional Farm Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm (E-I, E-I, O) And on this farm he had a dyslexic cow (E-I, E-I, O) With an "oom-oom" here and an "oom-oom" there Here an "oom", there an "oom" Everywhere an "oom-oom" Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm (E-I, E-I, O) And on this farm he had a nicotine addicted rooster (E-I, E-I, O) With a "cough, hack, puke, spit" here and a "cough, hack, puke, spit" there Here a "cough, hack", there a "puke, spit" Everywhere a "cough, hack, puke, spit" Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm (E-I, E-I, O) And on this farm he had a substance abusing bull (E-I, E-I, O) With a "snort-snort" here and a "snort-snort" there Here a "snort", there a "snort" Everywhere a "snort-snort" Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm (E-I, E-I, O) And on this farm he had a cat with multiple personality disorder (E-I, E-I, O) With a "meow-woof" here and an "oink-moo" there Here a "squawk", there a "grunt" Everywhere a "cluck-baa" Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm (E-I, E-I, O) And on this farm he had a flatulent bird (E-I, E-I, O) With a "tweet, poot" here and an "tweet, poot" there Here a "tweet", there a "poot" Everywhere a "tweet, poot" Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm (E-I, E-I, O) And on this farm he had a nymphomaniac pig (E-I, E-I, O) With a "boink-boink" here and an "boink-boink" there Here a "boink", there a "boink" Everywhere a "boink-boink" Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm (E-I, E-I, O) And on this farm he had a chicken with a crappy attitude (E-I, E-I, O) With a "Cluck you here" and a "Cluck you there" Here a "Cluck", there a "you" Everywhere a "Cluck you" Old Ded Bob, he had a farm (E-I, E-I, O) Ded Bob Zombies Sing This Song (doo-dah, doo-dah) O...I sure hope you like my show (doo-dah, doo-dah) At the end you're free to go (o, doo-dah-day) My name's Bob and this is smuj (doo-dah, doo-dah) I like women he likes fudge (o, doo-dah-day) This is the refrain It sticks in your brain "O, doo-dah-day" is your next line (o, doo-dah-day) Many ask me how I died (doo-dah, doo-dah) Were you stabbed or were you fried? (o, doo-dah-day) I was hung from yonder tree (doo-dah, doo-dah) Before that I hung to my knee (o, doo-dah-day) This is the refrain It sticks in your brain "O, doo-dah-day" is your next line (o, doo-dah-day) All the blood rushed to my toes (doo-dah, doo-dah) Maggots ate away my nose (o, doo-dah-day) All my bones stayed nice and strong (doo-dah, doo-dah) I have one ten inches long (o, doo-dah-day) bob & smudj (Hey what?)



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